Intro: C#5   G#5   G5 – F#5   B5   C5 – (x2)

          C#5                        G#5
Baby, seasons change but people don't

G5       F#5                             B5
And I'll always be waiting in the back room

C5  C#5               G#5             G5
I'm boring but over compensate with

F#5                                 B5          C5
Headlines and flash! flash! flash! photography

       C#5                   G#5            G5   F#5  B5  C5
But don't pretend you ever forgot about me

C#5                     G#5           G5   F#5  B5
Don't pretend you ever forgot about me

                                     A5                B5       A5
Wouldn't you rather be a widow than a divorcee?

G#5                                  C#5  
Style your wake for fashion magazines

A5              B5       A5
Widow or a divorcee

G#5                       C#5               B5 – C#5   G#5
Don't pretend, d d d don't pretend

                      G5   F#5  B5
(We don't fight fair)

                      C5
(We don't fight fair)

                      C#5               G#5
They say your head can be a prison

G5     F#5                            B5     C5 
Then, these are just conjugal visits

C#5                G#5     G5
People will dissect us till

        F#5                              B5     C5 
This doesn't mean a thing anymore, oh oh

C#5                     G#5           G5   F#5  B5  C5
Don't pretend you ever forgot about me

C#5                     G#5           G5   F#5  B5
Don't pretend you ever forgot about me

                                     A5                B5       A5
Wouldn't you rather be a widow than a divorcee?
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G#5                                  C#5  
Style your wake for fashion magazines, oh

A5              B5       A5
Widow or a divorcee?

G#5                       C#5
Don't pretend, d d d don't pretend

Chorus 1:

      E5
We do it in the dark

        B5
With smiles on our faces

G#5 – A5
We're dropped and well-concealed

    C#5             B5
In secret places,   wha-oh

      E5
We do it in the dark

          B5
With smiles on our faces

G#5 – A5
We're dropped and well-concealed

    C#5              B5
In secret places

                   B5-C5-C#5
We don't fight          fair

G#5-G5 –                    F#5
            (We don't fight fair)

B5-C5 –                    C#5
           We don't fight fair

G#5-G5 –                    F#5
            (We don't fight fair)

B5                     A5
    We don't fight fair

Interlude: A5   B5   G#5   C#5 (x4)

Chorus 2:

      E5
We do it in the dark

        B5
With smiles on our faces

G#5 – A5
We're dropped and well-concealed

    C#5             B5 
In secret places,    wha-oh

      E5
We do it in the dark

         B5
With smiles on our faces

G#5 – A5
We're dropped and well-concealed

    C#5              B5
In secret places

                     E5
We don't fight fair

          B5
With smiles on our faces

G#5 – A5
We're dropped and well-concealed

    C#5              B5
In secret places

                     E5
We don't fight fair

                                                     B5
 (Don't pretend you ever forgot about me)

                     G#5 – A5
We don't fight fair
                     
                                                    C#5   B5
(Don't pretend you ever forgot about me)

We don't fight fair